How To Make Money Hedging

How to become a hedge fund manager?

How do I go about becoming a ridiculously rich hedge worker with so much money that makes Paul Tudor Jones look like a novice and makes the hedge fund division at Goldman Sach’s assets look like shit pies. ANd makes LeBron James’ paycheck look comparatively small?? I WANT TO BE A HEDGE FUND MANAGER I LOVE HEDGE FUNDS AND I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO HEDGE FUNDS!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhHhhhh!!!!

You have three options:

1. Raise lots of money for your fun. This requires you to be well-connected.
2. Be a brilliant analyst who makes money very consistently, like LTCM or Renaissance. You start by working for another advisor and go out on your own when they don’t pay you enough.
3. Be not too good at #1 or #2, but get really lucky. That’s what Paul Tudor Jones did.

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