How To Make Money Panhandling

I need panhandling ideas.?

Do I dress up?
What is my story?
Why do I need money?
What is something to make people feel sympathetic for me.
Ultimately, what would it take for you to give a panhandler money?
Should I offer mix tapes to sell? Say I am from out of town and I am stranded? How do I approach people that won’t make them automatically say no.
veggie man, you are hilarious. I don’t know if I will be able to remember all that. But I do like the polygamist internet boyfriend idea.

stick your belly out and wear one of those pregnancy shirts– with a picture of a cute puppy on it. Don’t wear a bra. There are three things that stimulate people’s generosity in a bad economy– babies, boobs, and puppy dogs.

Your story is you went across country to live with your internet boyfriend– a polygamist who knocked you up. You had to leave with just the clothes on your back because he severely beat you when you confirmed his identity as a space alien which you had long suspected since discovering his 3 penises and a green nipple in the center of his back. He threatened to eat your child. You need a few hundred dollars to travel to the crop circles of northern California’s marijuana fields where the benevolent ones– aliens from the light side of the planet Zeppole from where your boyfriend came– can raise your child in safety and peace.

**happy to help. I’m pretty sure they’ll buy the story. Cute friend in your avatar, and you have great eyes too.

Punks Panhandling and Asking for Money